Top 10 predictions if Manila hosts the Olympics

Top 10 predictions if Manila hosts the Olympics

10. The following sports will be added to the Olympic programme:

• Beto-beto
• Coconut tree climbing
• Sakla
• Tong-its
• Synchronised lip singing

9. Jollibee and Chow King will be the official caterers at the Olympic village. The menu will include Palabok, Siopao and Lugao.

8. Athletics participants will be required to wear life vests in case of severe floods.

7. Rowing events will be staged on the Pasig River. Those who drown from toxic wastes will be DQ'd.

6. Road cycling will be held around the streets of Quezon City. However athletes with numbers ending in 2, 3 and 7 will be disqualified due to number coding.

5. The medals won by foreign athletes with an ounce of Filipino blood will be credited to the Philippines; thus the Philippines will earn its first gold medal of the Olympics.

4. The criteria for gymnastics will be based on fair skin, aquiline nose and fair eyes.

3. Team USA basketball gold medal will not be awarded unless each player agrees to a movie contract starring the leading lady of the day.

2. Dagdag-bawas ballot system will be implemented in the Boxing.

And the number one prediction:

 1. Marathon runners will clock horrendous times due to being side tracked by pickpockets.

~~M. Anonymouse